Stick Battles Badges

Stick Battles badges are the real progression tracker. The shop will sell you a stick; the badge board tells you whether you have actually played the game. This list is from the live universe (7691800287), not from a Slap Battles clone. Watch the tutorial in the middle of the page for the early set (Midas, Table, Blood Moon, Sunset, Quest Lover, Enjoyer), then use the tables below for everything added after that video.

If a badge pops and the reward stick does not, rejoin. That is official-player-base muscle memory at this point.

Kill and time badges

Badge	How to get it
Stick Battles	Play the game. Freebie.
Midas Touch	Get 100 kills. Unlocks Midas Stick.
Stick Battles Enjoyer	Get 1,000 kills. Tsunami Stick path.
Persistent Player	Play 30 minutes without leaving.
Mega Star	Get 5,000 Stars.

Midas is the first real skill check. Enjoyer is a schedule. Mega Star is a currency check — codes that grant 100–250 Stars matter here. Persistent Player is free if you stop server-hopping for 30 minutes. Do Persistent while quests tick.

How to get Sunset, Quest Lover, Midas, Enjoyer, Blood Moon badges in Stick Battles

Weather badges

Badge	How to get it
Blood Moon	Experience Blood Moon for the first time.
Sunset	Experience Sunset for the first time.
Gold Moon	Experience Gold Moon for the first time.
Meteorologist	Experience all non-special weathers.

You cannot force these on command. Stay in servers. Special weathers are not the same as the “non-special” set Meteorologist wants, so do not assume three moons complete the weather album. When a weather hits, play it — how to win explains how visibility changes who you chase.

Discovery badges

Badge	How to get it
Rage Table	Find Table Stick.
Breathe Air	Find Balloon Stick.
MrSticky	Find MrSticky.
Falling Star	Find Falling Star.
Cosmic Cube	Get chosen by Cosmic Cube.
Can’t Touch This	Die from lava.

Can’t Touch This is a joke and a freebie: walk into lava. Table and Balloon are the ones people ask about in comments. They are finds, not kills. MrSticky is an NPC hunt. Cosmic Cube chooses you — play during the event window rather than camping a tile for an hour. Routes overlap with how to get sticks.

Challenge and event badges

Badge	How to get it
Quest Lover	Complete 15 quests. Bread Stick.
Fish	Hit 15 players with Tsunami without dying.
Brick Master	Place 250 bricks without dying.
Halloween 2025	Take part in the Halloween 2025 event.
Zombie Army	Get killed by Bob.
Gob Slayer	Finish top 3 damage on Gob.
Champion	Win the tournament that starts every 25 minutes.

Quest Lover does not require 15 quests in one life. Players asked; the safe play is to complete them across sessions. Fish is a Tsunami mastery check — get the stick first. Brick Master is a placement challenge; do not mix it with a duel streak. Zombie Army is a death badge: let Bob kill you during the Halloween kit. Gob Slayer is a DPS race; pop a Star Potion from the gob code if you still have it. Champion is a timer. Clear your inventory of tourist objectives before the tournament starts.

Suggested badge order

1. Freebies: play badge, lava death, Persistent Player.
2. Weather firsts while you learn the map (getting started).
3. Table and Balloon finds between fights.
4. 100 kills for Midas.
5. 15 quests for Bread in the background.
6. Tournaments and Gob when they spawn (events).
7. 1,000 kills for Enjoyer, then Fish.
8. Mega Star, Cosmic Cube, MrSticky as long tails.

Why badges fail to grant the stick

The toast fires, the stick does not. Rejoin. If that fails, hop servers. Inventory replication on this game is famously sticky (pun earned). Do not start a 1,000-kill rewrite until you have tried that. Scripts that “auto badge” are how accounts disappear — read scripts if you were about to look that up.

Keep the tier list open while you unlock kits so you actually equip the ones that win, not just the ones that look gold.